Dad Tax T-Shirt — I Take 100% of the Snacks and the Credit Dad Tee

This heavyweight boxy tee speaks in quiet dad-joke confidence. Printed with bold, slightly distressed type that reads “DAD TAX — I TAKE 100% OF THE SNACKS AND THE CREDIT,” it’s built for lounging, yard projects, and weekend chaos. The dense, garment-dyed cotton has a lived-in look and soft hand that settles into the shoulders and stays comfortable all day. Wear it to backyard barbecues, school runs, or lazy Saturdays; it’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations and gets a grin from anyone who’s ever been deputized as family snack guardian.

The fit is intentionally boxy and roomy, giving it a relaxed silhouette that layers easily over long sleeves or stands alone as a statement tee. Colors (except true black and white) carry a subtle, vintage depth thanks to garment dyeing. Durable combed cotton and tear-away tags make for a smooth print surface and itch-free wear — built to handle repeated washes without losing shape or personality.

Product features
- 100% combed cotton for a smooth, durable print surface
- Heavyweight jersey (7.66 oz/yd²) for a substantial, long-lasting feel
- Garment-dyed fabric (most colors) for soft, vintage-style color and texture
- Boxy fit that layers well and keeps a relaxed silhouette
- Tear-away tags for total comfort with no scratching

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean